- me: i want a hot body
- me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
When you’re angry as fuck and someone tries to talk to you.
My life every second in school
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look at this car
it has eyelashes
EYELASHES
i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly
Oh, never thought of it that way
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When cute babies stare at you in public:
I always just get this blank look back like:
Then I get paranoid that they’re parents think I’m like a pedophile…
via sodamnrelatable
if you arent into the things i post and you’re still following me
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me and the girls
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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