February 2012
490 posts
HOW MANY SCROLLS DOES IT TAKE TO REACH THE END OF...
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
arguing with me
computer: EA games
me whispering: challenge everything
4 tags
Deactivating facebook: Yes or no?
Whaddaya think
When your mom asks you to get something for her... →
Mumbling the bits of the songs you don't know. ... →
Simon says jump.
heyfunniest:
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
That awkward moment when you're in a store and you...
When you try to swing a bat like a boss →
Expectations
Reality
triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
Watchsnowpikachu:
“I might fuck your mother one day… La La La.” LMAO, this will never get old.
The end was just.. spectacular
Having homework over the weekend...
Friday: “Psh, I’ll do it all on Sunday.”
Sunday:
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
First 100 to reblog.
epic-humor:
Will be chosing 5 lucky blogs to be my blog of the week. Must be following
Epic Humor & ATSP.
When someone messages me and when I reply they...
When you think you type your password in all... →
neneleakesweave:
i have to babysit my brothers for my parents tonight bc YOLO
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
